A picture paints a thousand words. Unedited photo of a boy holding a banner against terrorism for eggs.

Omg, how sick can people be. How's about i smash you on the floor and see your yolk flow out! abuse! this has legal implications

the Standing Egg is petitioning for the freedom of all hens! free our mothers! this is enough!!!

let us wait for easter then.

I figured i found bacon soap for the Planking Bacon, so for the fun of it i googled egg soap; and speak of the devil EGG SOAP! =.=

http://theplankingbacon.blogspot.com/I've created a sister blog for the Standing Egg, the Planking Bacon. Bacon and eggs go well together. So feel free to view the Planking Bacon for more useless and trivial crap.

The Standing Egg has been told to chill for awhile.... Do u know what happens to eggs when we chill....? We chill. Happy Freggday!

the most epic egg sandwich, protein overload!

 

Egg on toast in 60 seconds! 

After decades of blending research and theology, the question still remains; "which came first? the chicken or the egg?" * notice that the egg is standing =)

Paying tribute to the female chicken, the hen. She lays those beautiful chicken eggs... =)

This is what happens to a chicken when she does not lay anymore. BBQed! For awesome bbq chiken, go to Pig Pig's Corner in PJ.... X)

 Just watch... oh yea mother hen, i'm sorry.

How to make an egg jump.... Its all in the yolk =)

This'll show you how to make an egg stand. I made mine stand using a similar fashion

Learn how to play the percussionist's shaker egg

Plain egg dishes

• Boiled egg, including boiling long enough for the yolk to solidify ("hard boiled") or just long enough for the albumen (egg white) to solidify ("soft boiled")
• Coddled egg
• Fried egg, including yolks which are cooked lightly ("over easy"), thoroughly ("over hard"), or mostly uncooked ("sunny side up")
• Omelette
• Poached egg
• Scrambled eggs
• Basted egg
• Shirred egg

[edit]Savory egg dishes

• Bacon and eggs (various)
• Balut (southeast Asia)
• Bi pong moun (Cambodia)
• Brik (Tunisia)
• Chawanmushi (Japan)
• Chinese steamed eggs
• Cilbir (Turkey)
• Creamed eggs on toast (United States)
• Croque Madame (France)
• Dalgyal changjorim^{[citation needed]} (salted egg, Korea)
• Deviled eggs *Egg jumãri^{[citation needed]} (Romania)
• Egg bhurji (Indian)
• Egg butter (Finland)
• Egg foo yung
• Egg in the basket
• Egg khesh (India)
• Egg-drop soup
• Egg mayonnaise
• Egg salad
• Egg thread nets^{[citation needed]} (to hold other foods - Thailand)
• Eggs and brains
• Eggs Benedict
• Eggs Connaught^{[citation needed]}
• Eggs do pyaza (India)
• Eggs Fitzpatrick (Ireland)^[1]
• Eggs moghlai^{[citation needed]} (India, U.K.)
• Eggs Muldoon^{[citation needed]}
• Eggs Neptune
• Eggs thoren^{[citation needed]} (India)
• Eggy Lemon (Corey Kearns)
• Ervilhas com ovos^{[citation needed]} (Portugal)
• Flaeskeaeggekage^{[citation needed]} (bacon and egg cake, Denmark)
• Fried egg sandwich
• Frittata
• Fu yung egg slices (China)^[2]
• Gari foto^{[citation needed]} (West Africa)
• Geran changsik^{[citation needed]} (Korea)
• Hangtown fry (U.S.)
• Huevos motuleños (Mexico)
• Huevos rancheros (Latin America)
• Indian Omelette
• Jaja faszerowane^{[citation needed]} (Poland)
• Kai doon^{[citation needed]} (Thailand)
• Kai kwan^{[citation needed]} (Thailand)
• Kai look koei^{[citation needed]} (Thailand)
• Kai tian^{[citation needed]} (Thailand)
• Kai tord gup moo^{[citation needed]} (Thailand)
• Kai yat sai (Thailand)
• Kedgeree
• Kluski z zoltek (Poland)
• Kookoo (Iranian - various)^[3]
• Loco moco
• Machaca and eggs (Northwest Mexico, Southwest U.S.)
• Menemen (Turkey)
• Migas (Spain)
• 'Ojja bi'l-Hrus^{[citation needed]} (Tunisia)
• Okonomiyaki (Japan)
• One Eyed Jack aka Egg in the basket (many)
• Oto (West Africa)
• Perico (Venezuela)
• Pickled egg
• Salted duck egg (China)
• Scalloped eggs
• Scotch eggs
• Shakshouka
• Smoked egg (China)^[4]
• Stratta
• Tamago dashimaki (Japan)
• Tamago kake gohan (Japan)
• Tamagoyaki (Japan)
• Tea-leaf egg (China)
• Tokneneng (Philippines)
• Thousand-year egg (China)
• Woodcock (U.K.)

[edit]Sweet egg dishes

• Avgofeta
• Custard pie
• Datemaki (Japan)
• Divinity (U.S.)
• Doce de ovos (Portugal)
• Egg custard
• Krembo (Israel)
• Fios de ovos (Portugal)
• Foi tong (Thailand, derived from Portugal's fios de ovos)
• Huevos reales (Spain, Latin America)
• Kanom mo Kaeng (Thailand)
• Kaiserschmarrn (Austria and Germany)
• Keiran Soumen (Japan, derived from Portugal's fios de ovos)
• Khagina (Iran, Pakistan)
• Lampreia de ovos (Portugal)
• Meringue
• Oeufs à la neige/Île flottante/Floating island
• Omelette Surprise
• Ovos moles (Portugal)
• Ovos moles de papaia (Mozambique)
• Pavlova (New Zealand)
• Quindim (Brazil)
• Sweet egg bhurji (India)
• Sweet omelette
• Trouxas de ovos (Portugal)
• Yemas de San Leandro (Spain)

The Egg and I (1947) movie. An Eggtastic classic

Egg

Egg may refer to:

• Egg (biology), an organic vessel in which an embryo first begins to develop
• Egg (food), the egg of a fowl or fish consumed as food

Contents   [hide]  1 Music 2 Television and film 3 Other uses 4 See also

[edit]Music

• Egg (band), an English group founded 1969
  • Egg (album), by Egg
• Eggs (band), an American group founded 1990
• Egg shaker, a hand percussion instrument

[edit]Television and film

• Egg (film), a 2007 Turkish-Greek drama
• Eggs (film), a 1995 Norwegian comedy
• EGG, the Arts Show, a TV program

[edit]Other uses

• Egg (car)
• Egg (chair)
• EGG (file format)
• Egg (magazine)
• Egg (video game), a 1981 Nintendo game
• Egg, Austria
• Egg, Switzerland
• Eggs (novel), by Jerry Spinelli
• Egg Banking, a British internet bank
• EGG Project, a parapsychology experiment
• Augustus Egg (1816–1863), English artist
• Darning egg, a sewing tool
• Electrogastrogram, a graphic showing electrical signals in the stomach muscles
• Electroglottograph, a device for measuring vocal fold movement
• Elemental Gimmick Gear, a 1999 Sega Dreamcast game
• EG&G, an American defense contractor
• Evaporating gaseous globule, a type of interstellar gas cloud

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again

That's my arm, seriously...... I'm balancing that golden egg with my sexy biceps.... OOooOoOooo

The royal egg. This clearly shows that royals can't stand on their own...... They need a balance mount.... =.=

I wouldn't want to fry or boil this egg..... The human chick egg

Chris Coleman's head resembles something close to my heart..... =)

The Standing Egg's biggest hero Adam Sandler, for now.... Here come's Obama, the champion for egg shaped heads everywhere!!!

I never knew blogging could be so fun! Thanks to computer science class and ms Chandra! now, how do I follow and be followed? hmmmmmm

Post #1, made an egg stand

I'm JJC and this is my new blog, called the Standing Egg.... I made an egg stand the other day and it incited myself to name this blog after the darn thing.